Juliusism Sunday!

I can't find my new ear buds! Surprise! It's a must have when I'm writing! Julius let me use his. He's such a good boy. He just came over to me.

Julius: How are my headphones working out for ya?
Me: Very good! Except, I'm having a hard time with this next paragraph...I think Mommy has a writer's block!
Julius: Well, just write Once upon a time...all books say that!

 

        I love that boy!

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

Isaiah: I think we should dress Mia(our pug) up as Darth Vadar for Halloween.
Me: You do, huh?
Isaiah: Yeah, when she snorts....it totally sounds like Darth Vadar is about to die!

Juliusism Sunday!

Julius: Mom!!!!! Isaiah won't stop singing! Tell him to stop, because he can't sing...I mean he really can't sing!!!

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

Yes and I love to dance! Of course, now at my age....I may not only offend the people around me, but I even offend myself sometimes. Body parts don't always go the way my brain is telling them. There is a cause and effect thing going on!

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

 Mommy Meltdown!

Me: The dog got into the laundry room trash again! I've said this before, but since your all here now...I'll say it again! Close. The. Laundry Room. Door!
 
*Met with Silence*
 
Me: Hello? Good Lord! It's like I'm talking to a wall! *walks off*
 
Devan to DeAnthony: Did she say something?

DeAnthony: *shurgs shoulders*




  They were totally being serious! Oy Vey!

Juliusism Sunday!

Julius when he's mad at his father. 

"I'm putting my headphones on, so I won't have to listen to you."

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

Kayla Olivia wasn't even home for 12 hours and with one conversation I remembered why I missed her so much!

Me: I love RG III, but the only reason he's my Fantasy Football QB is because of auto-draft.

Kayla: RG III? Isn't he the robot on Star Wars?!
 
Me(SMH): No, Kayla...that's R2D2. I'm so telling Zach Belanger what you just said!!

It's okay. We'll keep her...flaws and all!!  She has a way of decorating up the place with her smile and sweet personality.

Juliusism Sunday!

 

Julius: The best thing about homeschooling is being able to go into your own bathroom and not worrying about taking a mean dump!!
Me: Did you just say, what I think you just said?
Julius: Yeah, I hate using the bathroom at school. What if I stink it up?  That's just humiliating!!!!

Bahahahahaha! His words not mine

Dysfunctional Wednesday!!!

Homework Insanity!

 

After Isaiah's meltdown and frustration over his homework last night, I'm thinking of sending him to Boating School. I mean, let's face it....SpongeBob flips burgers for a living and he's very, very happy!!!

Juliusism Sunday!

Juliusism moment as we were leaving the library.

With an armload of books Julius says. "You know...the heavier the books, the more you learn."