Dysfunctional Wednesday!

Once upon a time there was a little girl with curly, honey-colored hair named Jenna.  She was her mommy’s pride and joy.  The mommy would dress Jenna in frilly clothes, big bows and braid her hair. The mommy loved to drive everywhere with her 2 year old baby girl. They would drive from Dayton into Biddeford to do their errands.  On their trip the mommy would love to listen to the little girl’s thoughts, and her mom would smile at how smart and beautiful she was.  However, while they were sitting at a traffic light…it became very quiet, but before the mommy could look to see if her little girl had fallen asleep she saw the couple in the lane next to them giggling and looking at her car.  That’s when the mommy looked in the rearview mirror and saw her beautiful, honey-colored cherub with a finger shoved halfway up her nose.  The mommy was mortified, because her little baby girl had never done anything like this.  So the mommy panicked to see her little angel doing something so grotesque and freaked out. “Jenna! Don’t pick your nose! That’s….that’s not nice!”  The little girl really didn’t react much to her mother’s concern(that hasn’t changed in 26 years)and  the little girl have her annoyed reply, “Don’t worry Momma….I not gonna eat it!!!”  The mommy was digging(no pun intended) out a baby wipe when she said, “Well, I suppose that’s a good thing and I should be somewhat relieved. Let’s wash your hands, okay…..and maybe not do that ever again.”  Then the little curly-haired toddler said, “Okay, Mommy.” Then the little girl went back to talking about Freddy Kruger, because she’s odd like that!!