Dysfunctional Wednesday!

We grabbed Wendy's on the way home from Wrightsville Beach, because the kids were starving. Apparently, they were exhausted too, because Isaiah and Julius were sitting in the third row seats when we hear Julius say, "Mom, Isaiah fell asleep." 

I said, "That's okay...he's probably just wiped out from all that swimming and wave jumping." 

Julius responds, "Yeah, but he fell asleep holding his cheeseburger in his hand." 

 Paul and I laugh and said, "It's okay." 

*FAST FORWARD* 

We drive into the driveway and Isaiah wakes up. "Mom, I'm really hungry. I don't think I ate my cheeseburger...I started looking out the window and I fell asleep."

 I said, "Yes, you fell asleep holding your cheeseburger, so just eat that now if you want." 

Isaiah said, "Yeah, but I don't have a cheeseburger. It's gone."

 I said, "That doesn't make any sense...its got to be out back there." After much searching it never turned up. 

All eyes turn back to Julius. He said, "What?" 

I said, "Did you eat his cheeseburger too?" 

Julius said, "Noooooo." Oh, Julius ate it and finally fessed up. He said, "It's a cheeseburger! I didn't want it to go to waste!" 

Oy Vey!