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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

All are created equal in my house. That being said, my two youngest were fighting over a crochet hook. No...not to use as weapons, but to actually crochet!

 Isaiah fell to the floor first and gave Julius a patronizing chuckle, "Whoa! Dude when did you get so tall?" Julius being the very literal guy he is said, "I'm not...I'm just mad!"

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

Conversation with my mother yesterday! LOL! I have to write these down as soon as they happen, because this woman gives me so much to work with some days!
 

Mom: Oh, when Paul was here I gave him a box for Jenna. The kids left some stuff when they were here visiting.
Me: Okay, I think I saw some stuff around.
Mom: Well, there are just the girls' hairbrushes and a few odds and ends, but I wanted to make sure Aubrey got her Little Kitty bikini bottoms.
Me: Little Kitty?
Mom: Oh, I said that wrong...Miss. Kitty.
Me: Mom, Miss. Kitty is from Gunsmoke. Hello Kitty?
Mom: Yes! That's the one!
 

LOL!

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

We grabbed Wendy's on the way home from Wrightsville Beach, because the kids were starving. Apparently, they were exhausted too, because Isaiah and Julius were sitting in the third row seats when we hear Julius say, "Mom, Isaiah fell asleep." 

I said, "That's okay...he's probably just wiped out from all that swimming and wave jumping." 

Julius responds, "Yeah, but he fell asleep holding his cheeseburger in his hand." 

 Paul and I laugh and said, "It's okay." 

*FAST FORWARD* 

We drive into the driveway and Isaiah wakes up. "Mom, I'm really hungry. I don't think I ate my cheeseburger...I started looking out the window and I fell asleep."

 I said, "Yes, you fell asleep holding your cheeseburger, so just eat that now if you want." 

Isaiah said, "Yeah, but I don't have a cheeseburger. It's gone."

 I said, "That doesn't make any sense...its got to be out back there." After much searching it never turned up. 

All eyes turn back to Julius. He said, "What?" 

I said, "Did you eat his cheeseburger too?" 

Julius said, "Noooooo." Oh, Julius ate it and finally fessed up. He said, "It's a cheeseburger! I didn't want it to go to waste!" 

Oy Vey!

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

Last July my granddaughter, Lil' Miss. Aubrey colored me a picture and I said, "Can you put your name on it?" 

 She says, "You write your own name!" 

I said, "I want you to write your name, so I know who colored it for me." 

Of course by this time, pre-school has been done since May so she's having a hard time remembering how to do it. So I wrote it down for her, so she can practice. 

As I'm writing it, she's standing across from me watching and then says, "You doing it wrong, Nonna..it upside down."
LOL! 

 "Aubrey that's because you're looking at upside down." I turned the paper around to show her the pic. Now she has no interest in practicing it!