Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

I was talking to my mother yesterday, and I love her! However, she's a control freak! Marie Barone has nothing on this woman. When she was doing her "will" a few years back the attorney was nearly speechless after reading over her exact request. 

When he was through being shocked he said, "Wow! You plan on managing things right from the grave don't you?" 

LOL! Our conversation then turned to her going to heaven. Yes, she plans on taking over there too.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Dysfunctional Wednesdays!

The grandbabies came for a visit, so Julius and Isaiah took out the "Headbandz" game. If you don't know the game, they each wear a blue, plastic headband with a card of an object/animal on it and they ask questions to try and figure out what they are. 

My youngest granddaughter, Aubrey at age four hasn't quite got the concept yet. Her sister, 

Gracie asked, "Okay, do I have legs?" 

Aubrey giggles and says, "You have're a Titty-Tat!" 

All the older kids groaned, "Aubrey!!!" She was so proud of herself! LOL!

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

My second floor sounds like a guy's locker room, as people are showering and dressing! Julius is singing out of tune...I think on purpose. The other boys are pinning him down telling him to stop. He's laughing...and still singing at the top of his lungs!

Then I hear...
Dejon: Devan, stop busting in the bathroom...I'm butt-nekkid!
Devan: No you're not! Liar!
Dejon: Devan you freak put the camera phone away!
Devan: *screams*
Dejon: Mom, Devan is being a freak! He's trying to take a video with his camera phone and I'm butt-naked!
Mom(yelling over the stairs): Devan, knock it off! Dejon, don't worry...even if he does get shot in...we'd need a zoom lense to see anything.
Devan(laughs): She slayed you, dude!

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

We were watching wrestling and one of the wrestlers said, "There are three things you don't do...pull on Superman's cape, piss in the wind and back stab your brothers."

Isaiah: Pee in the wind? What does that mean?
Julius: Duh? If you pee in the will come back on you. Why do you think Seth Rollin's hair looks like that!

OMGosh! I'm PMSL!!

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

Isaiah and Julius were discussing superpowers in the car on the way home.

Julius: If I had flying for a superpower would you send me to the store for milk?
Me: Yes, if you were older and it wouldn't make you crash.
Julius: Well, I'd take any superpower really...but I would really like to fly.
Paul: Why do they even consider Batman a superhero...he doesn't have any superpowers?
Isaiah: He has super technology, Dad!
Me: Ummm...Batman is a superhero. Duh! He has a bat mobile!
Paul: But its not a superpower!
Me: Well, technically Iron Man isn't a superhero then, because his is all technology too.
Isaiah: Well, Batman was trained by a Ninja he can fight.
Me: Yeah, Paul!

As our friend, Miss. Paula says, "Paul you just got superhero schooled!"