Giving Grey Hairs
My mom is selling her house here in NC. The real estate guy she got is good, but an arrogant pr!@%! I have a copy of the house key and he needed it, so she asked if I could mail it to him.
Me: I mailed the key and on the envelope I put ATTN: Randy What'sHisFace.
Mom: No, just put Randy.
Me: No, I think someone needs to knock the man's ego down a peg, and I'm just the person for the job.
Mom: Angel, just put Randy on the envelope.
Me: It would really be a public service if I did you know. You do want me to give back to the community don't you?
Mom: Not that way.
Me: But I'm chemically imbalanced.
Mom: I know.
Me: Fine. I'll just put Randy.