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Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

The first time my mother(she hates technology, but is adjusting)created her Facebook account she kept taking the "What's on your mind?" or "How are you today?" prompts from FB literally. 

I kept seeing random post from her saying. "I don't know who this is, but I'm fine. Thank you."

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Dysfunctional Wednesday!


Dejon: We need to assert our dominance, so if that means we need to lick other people's face...then that is what we're going to do!
I have no clue!

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

We are looking at possible houses to set up a homestead...something with a bit of land. I saw one and fell in love with it...and the price wasn't too bad either. I showed Dejon a.k.a. Hollywood, who indulged my creative juices.

 He said, "See all those trees? That would be a safe place, in case of a zombie uprising."

I was so tickled. "You're so right. We could totally build tree stands and create signals as we see them coming. We could get equipped with crossbows and just take them down one at a time. Like a Zombie Squad!"

He smiled, "Yup, that is doable."

Then I said, "We should probably think about practicing...you know before all this happens." LOL! The rest of the kids think I'm weird, but not DeJon! He gets it!

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

If you don't think this statement isn't true...ask my kids about the can of chicken I was trying to open the other day. They were still giggling about me slamming it on to the floor to get it open. That was after 7 turns on the can opener, three stab wounds to the top metal cover. 

After all that slamming...the top never popped off and I had to scrape chicken from the small 1/2" x 1" opening to have a healthy lunch. 
 
This folks is why chubby girls prefer leftover lasagna!