Sunday, April 27, 2014

Juliusism Sunday!

My Easy Bake Oven Is Bigger Than Yours!

Julius: Mom, did you know that girls can like the same things as boys do?
Me: Yes, they can. Does that bother you?
Julius: No, I was just saying.
Me: Boys can like the same things as girls do too.
Julius: Yeah, just like Isaiah.
Isaiah: Shut up Julius. I don't like girl stuff. (He wants one of those looms to make the rubber band bracelets...he likes to make stuff)
Julius: Geez, I was just saying.
Me: Julius, you want an Easy Bake oven and that's considered a girl thing.
Julius: That's different....I can get food from that. It doesn't count.


Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

Michael: So yeah, Mom....really, I want to get a cow.

Oy Vay! I'm going to have a cow!

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Juliusism Sunday

Renaissance Man

Me: Julius, will you please go tell DeAnthony to come over here?
Julius: Okay. (Walks to the bottom of the stairs) DeAnthony!!!!! Mommy wants
you!!!! And in French.....DeAnthony!!!!! Mommy wants you!!!!
Me: Did you just say "And in French?"
Julius: Yeah.
Me: Alrighty then.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

Shining Star

Julius: I have a lot of school work
Me: Let me see what you have.
*shuffling through the pile and pulls out a sheet*
Me: Chill, shell when, thin, whale. Can you point, and make the sound of the diaphragms in these words?
Julius: You me digraphs?
Me: *snort* Yes, that's what I said.
Smart 6 year old! Will somebody please help me!!!!???

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Juliusism Sunday!

Someone Call The Doctor!

Julius: Dad, what are we having for dinner.
Paul: Baked Ziti
Julius: Oh. Well, I’m allergic to food….I can’t eat it.
Me: Julius, if you were allergic to food….you wouldn’t be able to eat, ever!

Julius: Oh. Well, then I’m just allergic to baked ziti.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

Dejon: I need $10

Me: For what?

Dejon: It's part of my cheerleading outfit for the powder puff game

Me(lifts an eyebrow): Does this have to do with you not getting enough playing time during the football games?

Dejon: What!? Noooooo!!! The cheerleaders are playing football in a powder puff game, and some of the JV football players are wearing pink t-shirts, that's why I need the $10, We are standing on the sidelines like the cheerleaders would during our games.

Me: Ohhhhhhh!!! Like a parody of sorts.
Dejon: Yes.

Me: Okay, well do me a favor....will you wear a pair of booty shorts with the pink t-shirt, so I can take pictures?...

Dejon: No, my thighs are too big.
Bahahahahaha! I love our conversations....they can totally go anywhere!

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Juliusism Sunday!

Julius: Mom, I'm going to start brushing my teeth everyday I think.

Methinks I will have to watch his bedtime routine a little more closely from now on.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Dysfunctional Wednesday

Mine, Mine, Mine!

Dejon: Mom, can I use one of your pens (rummaging through my draw)
Me: Grrrr
Dejon: I need paper, can I rip a page out of one of these ten notebooks....just one.