Sunday, September 29, 2013

Juliusism Sunday!

The Next Time!

Julius: Next time we have a baby, we need to name him Stuart.
Me: A baby? Why Stuart?
Julius: I don't know...its just a cute name, and I can say "Come here, Stuart Honey!"

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

Paul cooking dinner
Sunday night!
Paul: I could really use some help.
Me: You could?
Paul: Yeah.
Me: Hey, I'm a girl that knows how to take hint. *winks*
Michael, go help your father in the kitchen...he needs help!

Sunday, September 22, 2013

It's Juliusism Sunday!!!!

Six Going On Twenty!

Julius: Dad, do you think I'm too old for asking?
Paul: For asking?
Julius: You know...permission.
Paul: Permission for what?
Julius: Permission for anything.
Paul: Ummm...yeah. You still need to ask permission Small Fry!!!

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Dyfunctional Wednesday!


Me: OMgosh! Those meatball subs your father made left me euphoric!
Dejon: What does that mean?
Me: Euphoria, euphoric means happy.
Dejon: Don't you know what it means?
Me: I just said what it means, but I can look it up and give you the exact definition!
Dejon: Hey. I didn't say you were wrong....I just want to add it to my word arsenal!!!
LOL!!! I like that term "word arsenal"

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Juliusism Sunday!!!!!

Who You Calling Gumby?
My 5 year old grandson, Landon lost his first tooth today. I showed Julius a pic of it on FB and he said. "So, I've lost more than him." I said, "That's not nice. This isn't a competition, Julius." He gives me a shocked look and says. "It isn't?! Well, it is now." 

*Shaking My Head*

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

Right On Track!
Michael: Mom, coach wants me to try-out for track in the spring.
Me: Are you?
Michael: I don't know yet. I might.
Me: What events?
Michael: 100m and 200m....maybe I'll try the hurdles.
Me: The hurdles? Have you done the hurdles before?
Michael: No.
Me: Well, you can always try and see if its something that would interest you.
Michael: Yeah. It goes three strides, hurdle, three strides hurdle...or in my case it would be three strides, trip, three strides, trip, three strides, Wake Med ER.
Me: LOL!!!!
Freaking nut!

Sunday, September 8, 2013

It's Juliusism Sunday!!!!

Brain Sprains!

Julius: My head hurts.

Me: It does. What did you do?

Julius: I think I sprained it.

Me: You have a brain sprain?

Julius: Wait, what does sprain me?

Me:  It means you twisted it.

Julius: Yeah...that's what I did. I went under the end table and when I came up I hit my head.

Me: If you hit your head it would be a concussion, not a sprain.

Julius: Then I have a concussion, so I need fries and a smoothie...unless you want to give me soup. If I had soup in the firssssstttt place, I wouldn't have hit my head.

It all comes back to food with this kid ;)

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

The sound of a child's uninhibited laughter is a precious music to my soul.
I smile and melt within.

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Juliusism Sunday!!!!

Beggers Can't Be Soupers!

Julius, who has not missed a meal since birth and has eaten his way through today wants a can of Progresso chicken noodle soup.
Julius: Can I have soup?
Me: You've already had lunch.
Julius: Can I eat it for dinner?
Me: I suppose you could, but you might want to find out what your father is making first.
That seemed to appease him for about 15 minutes
Julius: Why can't I just have it as a snack?...
Me: Because you already had a snack, besides what about lunch tomorrow. If you eat soup for a snack, you'll have nothing to eat tomorrow.
Julius: Please.
Me: No.
Julius: Pretty please.
Me: No.
Julius: Pretty please with a cherry on top.
Me: N-O.
Julius: Oh my gosh! This soup has been my dream forever! How about I just eat this and I won't ask for anything else to eat.
Me: *snorts*
Julius: *pouting*
To Be Continued Next Sunday!!!!