Juliusism Sunday!

Julius: I had so much fun going to the grocery store with Daddy today.
Me(laughs): You did?
Julius: Yeah! We got pears and their was free samples...and you know how much I love food!
Me: Yes, yes I do.
Julius: It was awesome.

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

Isaiah had a birthday party to go to at one of the neighbor's today. I thought it was at 4p.m., but it started at 3p.m. I was in the car driving home from writer's group, but no biggie his friend lives three houses down from ours. I'm on the cell phone with Isaiah and said, "Just put on a nice outfit, brush your teeth, grab a jacket and DeAnthony will walk you over." I picked him up at 7p.m. Apparently, my definition of "put on a nice outfit" is different from his which consist of a polo shirt, Nike athletics shorts, no socks, sneakers and no jacket! Oy Vey!!!!! When I asked Dejon why he let him leave like that he said, "Yeah, I was wondering about his clothes." This is why I never leave my house!!! Common sense people!

Juliusism Sunday!

A friend posted this pic on Facebook the other day. Julius was looking over my shoulder and I explained to him that some men wear kilts in Scotland, so it would be hard to tell which bathroom was for women and which one was for the men.  

He said, "I can tell you right now which one is which." 

I gave him a skeptical look, but I was intrigued and wanted to hear what his thoughts. "How can you tell?"  

       He shrugged his shoulders said, "It's easy.  It's the one on the left....women have bigger heads."  

I'll take that as a compliment...bigger heads, equals bigger brains!