Me: When is the last time you took a shower?
Me(smh): Oh, good.....we still have one more Sunday in the month, so were good!
Conversation between us over New Year's holiday.
Me: If you are not going to take an active interest in your hygiene....you are not letting your afro grow out.
Pre-T: I am taking care of it.
Me: Ummmm...ya, no you are not. I can literally envision those Mucinex guys setting up camp on your scalp, sitting on their couch playing Call of Cootie on their PS3!
Conversation this morning....after Pre-Teen has taken a shower for three days in a row.
Me: Who are you and what have you done with my son?
Me: Were you abducted by aliens?
Me: What's with you showering three days in a row?
Pre-T: I don't want my hair cut.
I do believe I'm making progress!!!