This past summer was a looooonnnnggggg one! On the first day of vacation the voices came from over the stairs!
Julius: Open up this door and no one will get hurt!!!
Muffled voice: No! Go away!
Julius: I mean it!!! Open up!
Me: What is going on up there?
Julius: Dejon won't open his bedroom door.
Me: Why do you need to go into Dejon's room?
Julius: I have to give him something.
Me: What do you have to give him?
Julius: I have to fart.
Good Flipping Grief!!!! Boys!!!