Juliusism Sunday!

 Feel The Bond!

Me: My tummy kind of hurts.
Julius: Mine too. It's kind of like were sharing the same moment!
Me(chuckling): Yes, that's how strong our bond is.

It truly is! I love this little guy!!

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

On the phone with my mother last night! She's the reason behind "Dysfunctional Wednesdays"!

Mom: So how is homeschooling going?
Me: Good. We are doing a unit on chickens. I/we are going to build a chicken coop and the boys are going to raise a few chickens.
Mom: Play with chickens?
Me: No...raise.
Mom: Braise? You're going to eat them?!
Me: No! *smh* (Trying to think of another way to word it) We are going to GROW chickens.
Mom: Oh!!! Well, is Paula Berendes Langill going to help you with that?
Me: Why would Paula help me with that? It's April Langill that raises chickens.
Mom(silent for a second): Oh!!!! I get it now. I thought you said "throw chickens" and Paula knows about that. You meant you're going to raise some chickens. I get it now.

She's special!

Juliusism Sunday!

 Brain Fart!

 

My cousin, Scott put this on his Facebook wall this morning. I just shared it with Julius, because he's a boy and the word "fart" is one of those words that cracks him up. However, after I read it to him...he didn't laugh. 

He said and I quote, "I do like farting jokes, but I'm just not getting this one. Maybe if it rhymed it would be funnier"! LOL!!!