What's For Lunch?
Paul: What do you need?
Me: Nothing. Just wanted to say hi.
Paul: Hi. Why is it you always call at lunch time...that's when the store is busy.
Me: I don't know. Maybe I'm hungry and since you do all the cooking....I just thought "I'll call Paul."
Paul: And what am I suppose to do about it when I'm a work?
Me: Nothing...its just an instinct I've developed over the last 15 years. You know how wolves in a pack tend to go to the alpha for food.
Paul: Is that it?
Paul: I'll call you later.
Man! I totally gave him a compliment and he didn't even know it. See if I call him an Alpha Male again!