Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Dysfunctional Wednesday!

Giving Grey Hairs

My mom is selling her house here in NC. The real estate guy she got is good, but an arrogant pr!@%! I have a copy of the house key and he needed it, so she asked if I could mail it to him.

Me: I mailed the key and on the envelope I put ATTN: Randy What'sHisFace.

Mom: No, just put Randy.

Me: No, I think someone needs to knock the man's ego down a peg, and I'm just the person for the job.

Mom: Angel, just put Randy on the envelope.

Me: It would really be a public service if I did you know. You do want me to give back to the community don't you?

Mom: Not that way. 

Me: But I'm chemically imbalanced.

Mom: I know.

Me: Fine. I'll just put Randy.


  1. LOL. Sounds exactly like something I would have done. You so should have done it! Some guys need to be knocked down a peg or two and I agree it would have been a public service. :-)

  2. LOL!!! My mom and always trying to do the right thing!! I try to appease her, but somethings can't be helped! :)

  3. An interesting post that I enjoyed reading. Some people can be arrogant in their employment.

    Thank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.