Off His Kilter!
I was watching football with Paul and crocheting. At one point, I pulled the yarn....and I guess I nearly knocked him in the face and didn't know it.
Paul: Oh, my gosh! You nearly hit me.
Me: I hit you?!
Paul: No, I said nearly hit me.
Me: Oh, so what's your problem?
Paul: Well, I whipped my head back and snapped my neck. Now it hurts
Me(*snort): Really!! Take yer skirt off Sally, put on yer kilt and find your inner alpha male!
*whiny voice* "I whipped my head back and snapped my neck and now it hurts!!" Waaa!
Me: I hit you?!
Paul: No, I said nearly hit me.
Me: Oh, so what's your problem?
Paul: Well, I whipped my head back and snapped my neck. Now it hurts
Me(*snort): Really!! Take yer skirt off Sally, put on yer kilt and find your inner alpha male!
*whiny voice* "I whipped my head back and snapped my neck and now it hurts!!" Waaa!
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