Me: Julius...you need to start putting up the toilet seat when you go to the bathroom. It's just good manners. Julius: I can't help it....I got to go so bad. What if I clean up after? Me: It's the least you can do if your going to pee on the seat!
Julius *grabs my clean night shirt off the sink and wipes the seat*
Me: Hey!!! Julius: Oops! Maybe you should just put one of those things on the wall...there's no seat. Paul: You don't put urinals in houses.
Me*face palm to the hubby*: You don't wipe pee with my PJ's either!!