If you don't think this statement isn't true...ask my kids about the can of chicken I was trying to open the other day. They were still giggling about me slamming it on to the floor to get it open. That was after 7 turns on the can opener, three stab wounds to the top metal cover.
After all that slamming...the top never popped off and I had to scrape chicken
from the small 1/2" x 1" opening to have a healthy lunch.
This folks is why
chubby girls prefer leftover lasagna!