Jenna: Mom, I went to a Mary Kay event last night and I won a $50 gift certificate for being the best dressed consultant, and I won some gold bangles and a pair of earrings for having the best "Diva Shoes"
*She has a shoe fetish, so I can attest to that*
Mom: Well, that's awesome!
Isaiah: You were on Mary Kay's Got Talent?! Wow!