Two Nuts and a Bolt!

       Michael Searles is trying to fix the basketball hoop in front of the house. It needs new bolts, so we drive to Lowe's Home Improvement.  Devan has told a SUV full of his brothers that he has the bolts in his pocket, so they can match them up. 

       Michael and Devan go into the store, find the right aisle, get an associate and Michael says, "Devan, give me one of the old bolts." Devan Searles, pulls out a single nut. Michael can only stand there and shake his head, and says Devan! That's a nut, not a bolt" Devan says "Oh, I didn't know there was a difference."