Lost In Space!
Me: Michael, why did you shut the television off? Isaiah is watching it.
Michael(pointing to the loveseat): There's nobody even in here. He's been gone for over thirty minutes!
Me(looking over at loveseat): He's not? I guess that explains why he didn't answer my question earlier.
Michael walks off shaking his head. I'm using perimenopause as my story and I'm sticking to it!