my kids about the can of chicken I was trying to open the other day.
They were still giggling about me slamming it on to the floor to get it
open. That was after 7 turns on the can opener, three stab wounds to the
top metal cover. Even after slamming
it on the floor...the top never popped off and I had to scrape chicken
from the small 1/2" x 1" opening to have a healthy lunch. This is why
chubby girls prefer leftover lasagna!